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 First, before we go any further, you need to understand a few things: 1) All Donations are just that: Donations. 2) I am giving you my time, in innocent companionship, without any contract or expectations of sexual conduct. 3) I will only accept Donations in the following manner: Place the donation in an unmarked and unsealed envelope. Place the envelope in the bathroom. Do not mention the envelope. Do not discuss, hint, look at, nod towards or any other way acknowledge that the envelope exists. Do not mention the envelope or DONATION in Email, in Person or on the Phone. Let me be CLEAR: DO NOT EMAIL ME WITH A RATE or DONATION QUESTION. If I take the envelope, I take it. If I don't, I don't. In either case, I am NOT promising you sexual contact in exchange for your donation. Time = Donation, Donation does not = Sex. IF physical contact were to occur, it's simply because I find you attractive. If you break the rules above in email, on the phone or in person when we meet, it's over. 100% over. As Willy Wonka said: "Good Day to you, Sir!" Okay, that's the hard part, now the good part: When we meet: Keep it nice. Nothing obscene or weird right off the bat. Oh, and do I have to mention, be well groomed (showered, etc)? Wow, that's a lot of stuff! Good thing I'm well, well, well, worth it! (And so are you!)
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